Page 133 of The Upper Crush

Estelle: Kind of. You’ve got to look like James Hunter-Savage

Finn: PMSL. Why the fuck would I want to do that?

Estelle: I’m bringing James’s ex with me tonight

Finn: His ex?

Estelle: Her name’s Elyse and she’s really pretty

Finn: And…

Estelle: She needs to move on

Finn: And I’m the sexual sacrifice? You want me to dress up like some city wanker, dye my hair and shave off my fucking beard so I can con some woman into bed, just so she’ll lie there with her eyes shut, wishing I was someone else?

Estelle: Yeah, that’s about the size of it

Finn: You’re fucking tapped, Stelle

Estelle: Awww, come on! Will you do it?

Finn: Yeah, why not! Anything for a friend

Estelle: Really?

Finn: Are you for real? Of course I’m not going to do it

Estelle: Fuck’s sake

Finn: Why do you care so much anyway about her ‘moving on’?

Finn: Is that to leave the way clear for you?

Estelle: Shut up

Finn: Jack said last night you told everyone James was your boyfriend

Estelle: It was fake!

Finn: Stelle and Savage, sitting in a tree…

Estelle: I’m going to kill Jack for telling you

Finn: Henry and Connor told me too

Estelle: Bastards. Nothing happened!

Finn: Stelle, people only say ‘nothing happened’ to cover up the fact that something did

Estelle. Look, are you going to shave off your manky beard or not?

Finn: Nope. You going to admit you boned Hunter-Savage?

Estelle: I DID NOT!

Finn: But you want to

Estelle: I don’t!

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