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Sent: 8/27 1:04pm

Dear K,

You thought that was all I was going to say, huh? You thought I wasn’t even going to tell you about the insane code I had to write today. I’ll copy and paste some of it at the bottom because it’s so pretty. Like, it is some fine-ass code, Kinley.

Don’t sell it or post it online. It’s proprietary, and I’m trusting you to keep this genius under wraps. (I’m kidding. It’s not proprietary or genius).

Also, I’m sorry you were sick, and stop touching anacondas. I’m going to get all jealous and insecure. ;)

Love,

J

Sent: 8/27 4:10pm

Dear J,

Never mind. I don’t miss you anymore.

Love,

K

Sent: 8/27 4:10pm

Dear J,

I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean that. I miss you and your beautiful mind.

Love,

K

Sent: 8/27 1:11pm

Dear K,

I miss you, too. I can’t even handle it. Are you still on right now? Can we do email sex?

Love,

J

Sent: 8/27 4:12pm

Dear J,

You dirty boy. I’m in a very public internet café where my email address is most definitely getting hacked as I type this. There is something wrong with you. I’ve corrupted your sweet purity.

Love,

K

Sent: 8/27 4:13pm

Dear J,

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