Page 6 of Fixer for the Billionaire

Your escape from lunch? Cute. Faking a work call? Really?

I sigh, putting my drink down.

Hope you're ready to talk about the engagement party for Ry and Jen

Oh, and then the bachelor and bachelorette parties, of course

I’m thinking a joint one is better

Thoughts??

I start typing.

Just thinking about how to survive this planning without a casualty. But yeah, let's talk.

Killian laughs. "Good luck."

I glare at him before returning to my phone.

I'll manage the logistics. I’ll tackle the engagement party first. Just show up on time. And try not to be so...you.

Understood, boss. Now, can I get back to my drink?

My phone pings again. I groan.

Don't forget, we still need to pick out your outfit for the party. I'll send over some suitable fashion options when I get a chance.

No worries, I'll wear my finest fanny pack for the occasion

Or better yet, I'll break out the light-up sneakers. They're vintage '90s and guaranteed to get people talking.

Haha, very funny. We're going for classy, not "time traveler from a questionable fashion era." Though, those sneakers might make it easier to find you when you inevitably wander off

Wandering off sounds like a great escape plan. But alright, I'll stick to the dress code. Classic tux, right?

Exactly. Elegant. Simple. Clean.

Hey, I clean up well when I need to. But tuxes are so restrictive

How am I supposed to show off my breakdancing moves at the party? ??

Please, for the love of all that is holy, keep off the dance floor. And save yourself a trip to the emergency room

I chuckle, remembering my impromptu DJ and dance session at the company retreat three years ago. One sprained ankle later, and I'm forever branded a dance floor hazard.

Trust me, Sanchez. I'll be the epitome of boring, responsible adulthood at this party.

Just curious: Were you always this annoying, or is it a finely honed skill?

I'd say it's my superpower.

Now, back to business - any specific dress code details I should know about, Mommie Dearest?

How about sticking to what's already in your wardrobe? Nothing neon

Black, navy, or charcoal gray will do.

You really know how to suck the fun out of things

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