ME
 
 Yes.
 
 WILLOW
 
 I knew it!
 
 WILLOW
 
 Go on.
 
 ME
 
 Anyway, he ended up holding me and looked like he was about to kiss me.
 
 WILLOW
 
 Whoa whoa whoa. You skipped all the good stuff.
 
 ME
 
 Like?
 
 WILLOW
 
 Did you cop a feel?
 
 ME
 
 No!
 
 WILLOW
 
 I’m disappointed in you.
 
 ME
 
 I did feel his…
 
 She sends three eggplant emojis before another text.
 
 WILLOW
 
 Was he hard? Please say yes.
 
 My body temperature spikes, and my heart jolts in my chest at the memory of just how turned on he was.
 
 ME
 
 I am not answering that.
 
 WILLOW
 
 So he was! Good to know.
 
 ME
 
 I’m suddenly too exhausted to text… Talk to you never.