Page 38 of Love & Heart Braking

Spotting Soleil through the window, I quickly walked back to my desk to clear the stage.

“Very old,” he murmured.

“That explains why your penis isn’t working.”

He blinked. “Excuse me?”

The bell chimed.

In walked Soleil.

“It’s so warm in here,” she said in a sultry voice. Pretending not to have seen Bain, she shrugged out of her trench coat.

Bain jerked at the sight of her long golden legs. On cue, her apollo shimmer ran over them, dancing up to brush the high hem of her silk dress. The long sleeves contrasted the plunging neckline that ended at the gathered waist of the garb. The bright red color only accentuated her gleaming hair and brilliant green eyes.

She was a total, total bombshell.

Sex on legs.

I glanced at Bain, who blinked and stared down at his lap.

Oh! Shoot, I was meant to say my lines now.

“Ready for your date?” I asked. To get around Bain’s soul radar, we’d had to actually organize her a date.

“If I have to,” she said breathlessly. She fanned her chest, and I clamped down on a snort.

Bain bolted to his feet. “Soleil.”

She pressed a hand to her chest in fright, but when she saw it was Bain, Soleil “absently” dragged her finger between her breasts, down to the apex of her thighs.

Horny Unicorny watched her hand all the way.

“Bain,” she said in the throaty voice. “What are you doing here?”

He crossed to her in three strides. “You’re going on a date?”

She shrugged a shoulder, and her bottom hem hiked higher on that side. “What’s it to you?”

My bet? His muscles would burst out of his shirt any moment. Juno’s ambrosia, were unicorns muscly in their four-legged form too? I scrunched up my face at the thought.

Bain’s face worked. “Why?”

Soleil frowned and faced him. Her boobs jiggled. In a good way. We’d made sure of that. “You said you weren’t interested. I asked you out…”

He stared at her chest.

She took another step forward. Jiggle. “Bain? Are you all right?” Another step. Jiggle.

I would die from containing laughter if I stayed longer. I cleared my throat, grabbing my tote. “I’m out of here. The incubus is meeting you at Romanrath, remember?”

A club with a sensual vibe that sex demons liked to frequent. Soleil’s presence there would make the place erupt with people clamoring for a night with her.

Bain choked. Probably on that exact visual.

She ran her hands down her body. “Do you think I look good enough to eat?”

I pressed my lips together.

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