You were watching me?
Lyin’ Snake:
Yes.
Sugar Bear:
For how long?
Lyin’ Snake:
Since you got to Florida. I knew the day you got here.
Sugar Bear:
How?
Lyin’ Snake:
I’ll tell you if you want to know. But does it matter how?
Sugar Bear:
I want to know everything. I deserve to know.
Lyin’ Snake:
I had alerts set up for you. Social media. Bank statements. And when you checked in at the hotel.
Sugar Bear:
So that explains how you knew I got into town, but how did you know where to find me that day at the gas pump?
Lyin’ Snake:
Before I answer, I need you to know I did things I’m not proud of. None of what I did changes how much you mean to me, how much I love you, and how our relationship developed. At the time, this was all for your protection and for your father.
Sugar Bear:
Noted. Now talk.
Lyin’ Snake:
This would be so much better if I could see you when I explain.
Sugar Bear:
I really don’t think that’s a good idea.
Lyin’ Snake:
Why?
Sugar Bear:
Because even though I’m mad at you, my vagina is not.
Lyin’ Snake: