Page 196 of Unexpected Heroine

Sugar, even if you don’t ever plan on giving me another chance, my body is here for you.

Sugar Bear:

I beg your pardon.

Lyin’ Snake:

I mean, I’m willing to take care of all your physical needs. Anything you need to help you retake control of your body. I think you were going through some hyper sexual response. If that’s still the case, you can use me any way you need to. No strings attached.

Sugar Bear:

I think that’s what Mama used to call getting the milk for free.

Lyin’ Snake:

Well, I see your point. But it’s not exactly relevant in this case.

Sugar Bear:

Why not?

Lyin’ Snake:

Because I would absolutely buy the cow.

Sugar Bear:

Did you just call me a cow?

Lyin’ Snake:

Well, with the analogy, I guess, but... I don’t. I mean. Shit. You brought it up. Not me.

Sugar Bear:

I bet your cheeks are all red now. Doing that thing you do when you get embarrassed over something you said.

Lyin’ Snake:

How about a video call?

Sugar Bear:

No. Stop asking.

Lyin’ Snake:

Sorry.

Sugar Bear:

Now I’m not sure if I want to ask you more about how you were spying on me or if I want to know more about this buying-the-milk situation.

Lyin’ Snake:

It’s buying the cow or getting the milk for free.

Sugar Bear:

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