Page 197 of Unexpected Heroine

I’m changing the subject before you call me a cow again and make me cry.

Lyin’ Snake:

Of all the reasons I’ve given you to cry, I refuse to believe the hypothetical cow and milk situation is what’s doing it.

Sugar Bear:

Fair point.

Lyin’ Snake:

What else did you want to ask me?

Sugar Bear:

How did you find me at the gas pump that day?

Lyin’ Snake:

This is a hard one to explain. I wish I could see your reaction so I don’t upset you any more than I already have.

Sugar Bear:

Well, that’s not possible right now.

Lyin’ Snake:

Yeah, I know. Because of the whole “vagina still liking me” thing, right? For what it’s worth, my cock will always be very fond of you.

Sugar Bear:

Damn it. Now I’m going to have to take care of something before I can continue this conversation.

Lyin’ Snake:

I can come and take care of it.

Sugar Bear:

Persistent today, aren’t you?

Lyin’ Snake:

I still want you. Desperately. You should know I have every intention of winning you back. Say the word, and I’ll be there.

Sugar Bear:

I don’t think that’ll go over very well.

Lyin’ Snake:

What makes you say that?

Sugar Bear:

If you showed up here, Stella would murder you.

Lyin’ Snake:

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