Page 7 of Beau & Autumn

MomsTheWord

@VirtualHero wash your mouth out with soap, young man!

VirtualHero

Oops, sorry Mom. I didn’t think you’d be on

MomsTheWord

I had a thousand notifications, then I saw my two eldest sons — who I barely see anymore — both communicating on the chat. I want you all over for pot roast on Sunday, no excuses

GabrielBassett

Mom. This channel is for WORK PURPOSES. Enough chatter already… But yeah, pot roast sounds good. Count us in.

GraysTheBoss

Us too Mom. But what do you mean “Who I barely see anymore”? Just because Gabe finally found a woman who’d put up with his nervous tick and grinding his molars in that annoying way of his, doesn’t mean we’re all ignoring you.

@SkyesAreBlue can you please keep the door closed when you visit my brother’s office, not all of us want to hear their brother’s muffled groans

MomsTheWord

Grayson Thomas Bassett! All of you need to wash your mouths out with soap!

SkyesAreBlue

Hey! @GraysTheBoss I happen to like that nervous tick and molar grinding, he’s also good with his hands ?? PS I’ll try to remember to close the door but I can’t guarantee anything, sorry ??

GraysTheBoss

Ew, I think I just threw up in my mouth

MomsTheWord

That’s fantastic @SkyesAreBlue — does that mean there could be a baby on the horizon?

I slap my forehead. I was waiting for Mom to grasp any opportunity to bring up more babies. I’m just glad the heat’s off me. I love being an uncle, it’s the best job in the world. But I’ve never really thought too long and hard about my own kids or if I’d have any. I think between my brothers — Gabe and Brook who both plan on having more kids, and Grayson and Hartley who definitely want them ASAP — and my sister, I might just skate under the radar.

GabrielBassett

@GraysTheBoss I don’t have a nervous tick, but @SkyesAreBlue doesn’t seem to mind my extra-curricular activities which, despite popular belief, are not conducted on work property

GraysTheBoss

Oh, for Christ’s sake, enough already!

AuntPattiCanBake

What the heck did I miss?

VirtualHero

Oh, everything @AuntPattiCanBake. Photo shoots, why Hudson is so grumpy and Georgia taking the shit out of him, my brothers bickering, moose riding, baby making… I think you’re up to date ??

HudsonNash

@PreciousPrincess you can try, little girl, but we both know you’ll never beat me. And don’t pretend like you aren’t hung up on knocking my name off that score board, you’ll never do it

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