Page 63 of His Relentless Angel

Sherman: DELETE ME

“How the hell did this happen?” I ask Bailey.

“I meant to send it to you! I tapped the wrong message thread.” It being the video I didn’t realize she had recorded of us fucking in the tub. She just sent it to the Bartlett-Fischer group chat, which also includes Martin and Eden—and thank all that is holy doesn’t include my parents or siblings.

Dragging my palm down my face, I tap out a message:

Me: Our bad

“Seriously?! ‘Our bad’?” Bailey says from over my shoulder where she’s reading through the messages.

“Well, what do you want me to say?”

“I don’t know. Something like ‘please, no one ever, ever, ever make eye contact with us again’? Or ‘I’ll cut you if you ever bring this up’?”

Me: Bailey says she’ll cut y’all if you talk about the video

Autumn: Hahahahaha try me bitch

Me: And to also request you never make eye contact with her again

Eden: Just a thought, and I don’t mean to sound rude but…are you sure you’re just having twins?

Autumn: Hey! Not cool to fat shame

Me: Bailey says she’s cutting Autumn first for calling her fat

Autumn: That’s not what I meant!

Autumn: Why isn’t Bailey on here?

Me: Dropped her phone in the bathtub

Me: Why we can’t delete the video

Shayla: We should remodel our bathroom

James: Not in the budget

Eden: I’m not calling her fat! I promise!

Eden: I’ve had twins and just think you should get a 2nd opinion

Me: Bailey says you’re next if you jinx her

Martin: She’ll have to go through me to get to my lady

Eden: Thank you, my lord

Shayla: You don’t want hot kinky tub sex????

James: FINE I’ll call the contractor tomorrow

Sherman: DELETE ME

Sherman: DELETE ME

Sherman: DELETE ME

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