The male chuckling that I heard definitely came from Jack. “Come on, June. I think we need to go wait out in the car.”
“Yes, that might be for the best.”
“If you quit taking the birth control, this kind of exercising might actually lead to grandbabies for me,” Jody scolded. She actually stood there, giving me pointers on how to make a baby while her son was still ball’s deep inside me.
“MOM!”
“What? I’m just saying. Wallace, we’re not getting any younger.”
“MOM! Get the fuck out!” He shouted at her.
“Come on, Jody. Lord knows, you don’t know what it’s like to have a good fuck these days, but let’s leave the kids to it.”
“Well, maybe if you weren’t so busy goin’ off sticking your dick in everything…” her voice trailed off, and honestly, I think maybe Tuck gagged the woman with something as he dragged her out of the house.
“Did that really just happen?”
“Which part?” Quickshot asked as he backed up, his cock falling free from my body.
I groaned. “Is it too late to move to the other side of the world? I hear Australia is nice this time of year.”
Quickshot laughed and smacked my ass. “Better get dressed baby. I don’t imagine they’ll be considerate enough to actually leave and give us a fucking minute.”
“Seriously, we could move. I can build us new identities. Between the two of us, we could keep our accounts flush forever.”
Instead of trying to talk me down from my panic-induced plans, the man of my dreams – yes, the ones I never knew I had – wrapped me in his arms and kissed some sense back into me. Then, he helped me pull my pants up my legs and get myself back together.
“I love you, Sarah Keys.”
“I love you too, Wallace McIntyre.”
“Let’s get ready to go to dinner with them, then tomorrow, I’m packing them all up and sending them home.”
“Or you can just start getting used to being called David Armstrong.”
“Who?”
“That’s your new identity.”
“You already have it set up, don’t you?”
I winked at him as I slid my shoes back on my feet. “It’s just a precaution.”
“How about this? I will love you no matter what our names are!”
“Perfect!”