Page 29 of Pretend for Me

What? Too soon? It’s been a year and a half since Sister Camila. Felt like an appropriate amount of time had passed to be able to use that joke. No?

Dev Menon

@Garrett Meyer, hypothetically speaking, if one twin meets a grisly end in a tragic accident, does the other one get phantom pain?

Garrett Meyer

We’re fraternal so, no.

Dean Meyer

[JLO crossing arms around chest, harrumphing GIF]

I know where I’m not welcome.

Garrett Meyer

And yet it’s never stopped you. . .

Dean Meyer

@Dev Menon, is the wedding going to be as impromptu as this engagement? I’ll need ample time to learn a choreographed dance routine.

Garrett Meyer

Just bring a gift instead, buddy.

Dean Meyer

I’ve been told I’m quite the dancer.

Garrett Meyer

Our mother’s friends telling you that is not reason enough for you to believe it. Most of them have had hip-replacement surgeries.

Dean Meyer

And yet they jump onto the dance floor whenever I’m doing my rendition of the sprinkler.

Hudson Case:

Maybe they’re thinking you’re having a seizure.

Dean Meyer

Also, I’ll have you know, Bertha Marie’s hips moved like well-oiled machines after she got them replaced. I gave those babies a go, before Mala, of course, and they were a treat!

Darian Meyer

Jesus. She’s more than twice your age.

Dean Meyer

Age is just a number, little brother. You should know that better than anyone, given you’re married to someone who can’t vote yet. And let me tell you, Bertha’s new hips had more action than a bull ride at the county fair.

Garrett Meyer

Please. No one encourage him any further.

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