Page 44 of Pretend for Me

Why the fuck do I even associate with you idiots? This is Piper’s engagement ring. As in the ring Dev gave her last night.

Garrett Meyer

Wait, I thought Dev had already proposed. Isn’t she living with him now? Why do I feel like I’m living in a weird time loop?

Dean Meyer

Probably because you’re a pilot and cross time zones for work. Maybe the things that happen in the present reset when you go back a time zone.

Darian Meyer

That’s not how time zones work, you idiot.

Dev Menon

How the fuck do you have a picture of my fiancée’s hand?

Dean Meyer

Anyone else notice how growly he gets at the mention of Sniperella? Very jealous-possessive-alpha.

Hudson Case

@Dev Menon, easy there, lover boy. No need to get your toupee in a twist. She sent it to me.

Dev Menon

I find that hard to believe.

Hudson Case

In case you’re having a case of amnesia, you do recall that I’m the one who introduced you to her? Piper and I are friends. She’s like a daughter to me. She sent this picture to me when I messaged her to book a haircut for the next time I’m in town and told me you proposed yesterday.

Garrett Meyer

This is probably not the time to remind everyone that Hudson married a woman younger than his daughter, who happened to work for him.

[GIF of Michael Scott saying, “Don’t hurt me.”]

Dean Meyer

@Hudson Case, I thought your only friends are the pigeons you yell at in the park, and that post office clerk you rant to about stamp prices going up.

Also, @Dev Menon, I’m curious, did you have to put a ring on her hairless pussy, too?

Garrett Meyer

I’d almost forgotten about the walking chicken breast with claws. Didn’t she try to mate with your head last time, Dev?

Dean Meyer

Someone is seriouslypussy-whipped. Just curious, does this kitty have an OnlyFans?

[Darian Meyerhas left the chat]

[Dean Meyerhas addedDarian Meyerto the chat]

Hudson Case

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