Page 63 of Pretend for Me

Hudson Case

Dev’s gone total Disney Princess. Quick, someone check his pants. His dick might’ve turned into a vagina.

Dean Meyer

You think it’s hairless, too? I bet it is if Sniperella has anything to say about it.

Hudson Case

For fuck’s sake! I’m eating here.

Garret Meyer

Dean, seriously, no one needed that mentalimage.

Dean Meyer

You think he used his tiny “magic wand” to make all her wishes come true?

Garret Meyer

Bet he took her to a “whole new world”.

Darian Meyer

You guys are prepubescent.

Dean Meyer

Says the guy who married a prepubescent.

Darian Meyer

You realize that joke was old the first time you made it, right?

Dean Meyer

But I’ve found so many creative alternatives to keep us all entertained.

Garrett Meyer

Can we get back to talking about Prince Charming? You know, for a fake engagement, he seems to be giving an Oscar-worthy performance, if these pictures are any indication.

Hudson Case

I spoke to him a couple of days ago, and he was still adamant this whole “charade” had an end date.

Dean Meyer

The only thing that needs an end date is Dev fooling himself.

Darian Meyer

Where is he, by the way? He’s been quiet lately.

Dean Meyer

Hopefully he’s getting laid. It would be about time tiny Dev explored her “small world”.

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