Page 64 of Pretend for Me

Darian Meyer

Dean. Dude. [GIF of Robert Downey Jr. slow sighing]

Dean Meyer

Sorry, little bro. I forgot about your virginal ears.

Anyway, I have new thoughts on this so-called romantic gesture by our resident billionaire.

Hudson Case

You have new thoughts? Did you borrow them from a Magic 8-Ball?

Dean Meyer

Magic 8-Ball? Is that one of those nineteen-fifties references, when you were but a young chap?

Hudson Case

Hurry up and tell us your thoughts before you lose them like usual.

Dean Meyer

You’re quite the funny man today, grandpa. That Viagra must have done its job last night.

As I was saying, don’t you think the whole lighting up a castle with a message was a bit cliché, Dev? I mean, Danny literally proposed to Vicky that way.

Hudson Case

What the hell are you talking about? Are these more of your imaginary friends you try to make us jealous with?

Dean Meyer

Only the most memorable episode ofFull House, aside from the one where Stephanie went around imitating D.J. and it caused quite the sister fight.

Hudson Case

[GIF of man pinching the bridge of his nose]

Dean Meyer

Anyway, I was expecting something, you know, a little grander. Like a message on the moon. Oooh, or maybe the sun.

Hudson Case

I think I lost a few brain cells from this conversation.

Darian Meyer

Me, too. I’m out of here.

Dean Meyer

Off to pick up your wife from daycare already, bro?

Darian Meyer

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