Page 104 of Pretend for Me

Do I feel anything real for him?

I take a shaky breath as fresh tears pool inside my lids. “The way I feel about you, Lex, is the entire reason I need to walk away right now.”

thirty-five

dev

Five Schlongs Hen Party

Dean Meyer

[Image of new tattoo]

Mala, baby, you know how you say you never get enough time to read? Now you can multitask. Read this while you gag on my cock.

Darian Meyer

Dude. What the actual fuck?

Dean Meyer

OH SHIT! That was meant for Mala. Jesus.

Garrett Meyer

Is this for real? You got “Property of Mala Meyer” tattooed on your dick?!

Dean Meyer

It’s not on my dick, asshole. It’s the area above it. My pubic region.

Garrett Meyer

We can still see most of your dick in this,jackass!

Dean Meyer

Aww bro, are you upset because my dick is bigger, even though we’re twins?

Darian Meyer

Honestly, I’m scared to open these group chats anymore. This is fucking disturbing, Dean.

Hudson Case

I can’t believe they make magnifying glasses that powerful. Or was this picture taken under a microscope? And now I’m wondering, what did Mala marry you for? Clearly, not for your dick or your brain.

Dean Meyer

You guys are all jackasses. Not Dev, though. He’s the only one I plan to stay friends with.

Garrett Meyer

Speaking of our resident billionaire groom, anyone know if he’s still alive? The wedding is in four days, homies! Are we having a bachelor party or what?

Dev Menon

No bachelor party. No wedding. No groom because no bride.

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