Page 85 of Pretend for Me

Knowing Bella, she would have probably followed through with that threat, too.

Dean Meyer

Alright, so I can see you guys might be airing your grievances with me, and before you pile on with the rest of them, @Dev Menon, I want to tell you that the box of custom anal wipes with your face printed on them I sent to your future wife’s salon was just a gesture of my excitement in meeting her and her pussies.

Dev Menon

What the fuck are you talking about?

Dean Meyer

Ah . . . never mind. I sense from your tone that perhaps more information might not be received well.

Hudson Case

Dev, can I please rescind his invitation to the wedding on your behalf?

Dev Menon

I’m definitely contemplating it. Except, for some unfathomable reason, Piper is excited about meeting the Meyer brothers.

Darian Meyer

Feel free to tell her there are only two of us.

Dean Meyer

Ouch, little bro. I can see you’re still salty about my jokes about you marrying a fetus, but let’s not make Dev and Piper suffer. They need the best-looking and most charming Meyer brother there: me.

Speaking of your wife-to-be, @Dev Menon, how is it going with her? Are her rabbits still getting more action than you?

Hudson Case

Oh yeah, Piper was telling me she tried some new techniques to get them to breed. [GIF of Thumper and Miss Bunny kissing]

Dev Menon

Wait. She told you about that!?

Hudson Case

Yeah. What’s the big deal? We keep up with each other’s lives like any friends would. No need to get all jealous and possessive alpha, bro.

Dev Menon

What the fuck? She told you about what we did in front of her rabbits last night?

Garrett Meyer

Uh, what?

Hudson Case

What in the . . .?

Darian Meyer

I feel like I should exit this conversation, but I’m strangely intrigued.

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