Page 79 of Riot

Star:

Which I’m glad about, because the poor thing was abstaining this entire time, waiting for you

Luna:

Awww, sweet

Deanna:

Sucker

Summer:

He’s always been a sweetheart

Jas:

What did I miss?

Luna:

Riot’s blue balls

Jas:

Huh?

Deanna:

Riot abstained for months thinking none of us wouldn’t know, all the while he had a crush on Halo and now he’s walking around threatening the other men in the club if they so much as look at her. That’s a pretty swift indication.

Manny:

You girls type too damn fast!

Summer:

Hey Manny, we missed you

Manny:

I baked the boys croissants and blueberry muffins, so for those that were there, you’re welcome, ladies

Deanna:

No wonder Cash came home with a wood, thanks babes

Manny:

Anytime ??

Jas:

Trying not to picture my boss with a wood

Summer:

Ditto

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