7:14 PM
 
 Anthony
 
 What’s for dinner?
 
 Penelope
 
 Hot Cheetos
 
 Anthony
 
 And…?
 
 Penelope
 
 …that’s it. That’s the whole dinner.
 
 Anthony
 
 Ma’am
 
 A bag of hot Cheetos is NOT a balanced meal
 
 Penelope
 
 Hey now. I just went and got a string cheese after you grumbled. We call this “girl dinner.”
 
 Anthony
 
 Don’t make me DoorDash you something substantial
 
 Penelope
 
 You mean to replace the dinner we have had to reschedule 3 times now?
 
 Anthony
 
 *thud*
 
 Penelope
 
 Huh? Who is thudding?
 
 Anthony
 
 That was me, collapsing, from the shots fired
 
 Penelope
 
 Lol. Sorry. Not being able to see each other just kind of sucks?
 
 Anthony
 
 No question about it. It DOES suck
 
 What if we both just quit our second jobs?
 
 Penelope