Penelope
 
 Seriously?
 
 After I dominated you in pool?
 
 Anthony
 
 Hey now!
 
 I wouldn’t call it DOMINATION…
 
 Penelope
 
 Oh, sweet boy.
 
 That game was over in 3 moves.
 
 Anthony
 
 Ma’am
 
 You can’t call me something like sweet boy while you’re all the way in the Big Apple having important author meetings…
 
 It isn’t fair
 
 Penelope
 
 Ugh. Sorry. I know.
 
 Would it make you feel better if I played shooty hoops with you?
 
 Anthony
 
 Only if you let me win
 
 Penelope
 
 Oh. Sweet boy…
 
 You still have some things to learn.
 
 Anthony
 
 Lol
 
 I’ll send a new request
 
 I found a better game anyway
 
 FaceTime date after your meetings?
 
 Penelope
 
 Yes please! :)
 
 Anthony
 
 Excellent