But damn. That guy was beautiful. There was no way he was gay. I couldn’t be that lucky.
My phone vibrated, and I pulled it out of my jeans, thankful for another reason not to stare unabashedly at the guy. When Mindy’s name appeared, I knew she was standing me up.
That was the thing about best friends—you loved them despite their flaws. And Mindy Devlin, soon to be St. James, was a notorious over-scheduler.
Mindy: Don’t hate me, E, but I can’t make it. Mitch’s mom is demanding I try on my dress one more time.
Mindy: If I didn’t love Mitch so much, I’d tell her exactly where she could take her suggestions.
Everett: No, you woodn’t. You love Peggy.
Mindy: Ugh. You’re right. And God, I love your phone.
Everett: It’s your fault. I can’t get it to change for the life of me.
Mindy: bwahahaha
Mindy: Got wood?
Everett: I’m ignoring you now.
Mindy: Wood you?
Mindy: What’s wood have to do with it?
Mindy: *laughing emoji*
Mindy: Ah, come on, E. Don’t hate me.
Everett: Not for missing dinner, but the phone thing’s still up for grabs.
Mindy: Yay, you don’t hate me.
Everett: I love your ability to ignore the things you want.
Mindy: It is a skill. Speaking of ignoring…
Mindy: Are you wearing the shirt?
Everett: No.
Mindy: Lame, E. Promise me you’ll still go to Ridgeway.
Everett: Maybe.
Mindy: Don’t make me storm down to Sawmill in my dress to give you a talking-to.
Everett: I’m half tempted to see if you wood.
Mindy: *laughing emoji* LMAO
Everett: I’ve changed my mind. I hate you now.
Mindy: No take backs.
Everett: Fine. Leave me alone so I can find a man.
Mindy: I expect you to meet me for breakfast and tell me about it!