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Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:???

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:OH MY GOD I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!

Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:Somebody explain please!!!

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:THAT BLUE-TAILED BASTARD!!! I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!! AND I FUCKING WARNED HIM!!!!

Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:Blue tail? Hold on. Are we talking about Garrek? Magnolia, are you marrying Garrek???

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:I WILL KICK HIS BLUE COWBOY ASS!!!!

Outgoing Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:Please don’t kick my fiancé’s ass. I quite like it.

Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:Holy shit!!! You ARE marrying Garrek!!!

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:FJDHKSFHSDJKFH I TOLD HIM NOT TO GET IN THE WAY OF YOU AND OAKEN!!!

Outgoing Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:You did? When???

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:That first night when he came to our place and he gotthose big white goo goo gaga eyeballs THE SECOND HE SAW YOU!!!!

Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:Ooooh. OK. Yeah, I wasn’t there that night. Makes sense.

Outgoing Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:Is that what the white eyes mean???

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:You should have seen it, Cherry. He looked at me like I was yesterday’s bracku milk. Dark eyes for days. Then gets one look at Magnolia and it’s moon-eyes galore.

Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:OK that’s actually so romantic though.

Outgoing Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:So the glowing eyes mean… What? Love?

Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:Technically any strong emotion. Anger. Fear. But typically, when a Zabrian male’s eyes light up like that when he sees a woman…

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:IT MEANS HE WANTS TO BANG THE SHIT OUT OF HER. EVEN IF SHE’S ALREADY ENGAGED.

Outgoing Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:Wow. That would have been useful information back when I thought he hated me.

Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:Don’t feel bad. Darcy didn’t know either. She messaged me all panicky about it.

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:BECAUSE I NEEDED TO KNOW WHY FALLON KEPT GETTING DOPEY FUCKING FLASHLIGHTEYES EVERY TIME HE LOOKED AT ME!!! I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH HIM!!!

Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:Darcy. You know we love you. But you’ve got to take your thumb off the caps lock.

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Sorry. I was just having a moment. I think Fallon just started making me tea to calm down…

Outgoing Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:Ooh! Is that the lavender chamomile tea I gave you?

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Yes! It’s so good. We still have some left.

Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:OK. Back to wedding talk. So the wedding with Oaken is off. And the wedding with Garrek is on.

Outgoing Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:Yes.

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:How?? Just… How?! I cannot believe Garrek won you over! He’s so grumpy!

Outgoing Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:Trust me, I didn’t see it coming either. And I promise Garrek isn’t all grumpy. He’s like… a toasted marshmallow.

Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:Yum!

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