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No can do

It’s your birthday! We HAVE to celebrate!!

Freckles

Work Kills More Than Road Crashes or War: Why Over a Million People Die From Their Jobs Each Year

Bill Haast – The “Snake Man” Who Survived 172 Venomous Snake Bites

Exploring the Otherkin Subculture: Identities Beyond the Human

Depression in Women: Understanding the Higher Prevalence Compared to Men

We absolutely do not.

Mostly because we already told everyone weeks ago that I planned to

Freckles

How is that my fault? You didn’t even ask me if I had plans.

Do you have plans??

Freckles

No.

Freckles

But I could have!

Now you do

Freckles

…

Freckles

The Hungarian Uprising of 1956: Hungary’s Brave Revolt Against Soviet Rule

Mbeki’s HIV/AIDS Denial in South Africa: How Misinformation Fueled a Public Health Catastrophe in the 2000s

Le Pen’s National Front Rebranding in 2018: The Controversial Party’s New Identity and Its Impact on France

The Balfour Declaration of 1917: Roots of the UK-Palestine Conflict and Its Lasting Legacy

Fine. Whatever.

I like it when you’re nice

Freckles

Guess I’m gonna have to be meaner.

I’ve told you this before but

I snicker to myself while searching for and selecting the meme GIF of Skeletor pointing and moving his jaw captioned with, “joke’s on you I’m into that shit.”

Just when I think I’ve rendered her speechless, she returns a GIF of an Elmo muppet with his arms raised, flames flickering in the background. The text reads, “I’M IN HELL.” I choke on my spit and hack out a horrendous, cartoonish laugh akin to Goofy.

Thank God no one was around to witness that.