Page 16 of Something Unprofessional

Finny

What Micah said!!

Ev winced. He probably wasn’t okay, but he would be. He just needed to figure out what the hell he wasgoing to do.

Ev

Okay, so I maybe went to a New Year’s masquerade and hooked up with this guy…

Eli

Ooh, tell me more!

Eli’s response was immediate, followed closely by a GIF from Izzy of a woman eating popcorn. Rude.

Ev

He was hot AF. Total Daddy material. We hooked up in the club’s bathroom. It was epic.

He held back on the details for Finny’s sake, but he still got a scrunched-face emoji in reply.

Finny

In the bathroom?

Micah

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it, buttercup.

Finny

Who says I haven’t!

Ev

ANYWAY.

Eli

Wait, I think I need to hear more about Finny’s bathroom adventures.

Izzy

You want to hear more aboutwhat?

Eli

That sounds bad when I read it back.

Ev groaned into his palms, fighting laughter. At least his buddies could make him feel better, even if they weren’t being particularly helpful.

Micah

Let’s focus, people. Ev needs our advice.

Thank you, Micah. Always the voice of reason. He was definitely the mature one. And the one with the most relationship experience, considering he had two partners.

Ev

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