Page 15 of Love so Cold

I hit send before I can second-guess myself.

My phone buzzes almost immediately, their responses lighting up the screen.

Lawrence

Victor's gonna be Mr. Popular, handing out autographs with his lattes

Roman

Make sure to perfect your pageant wave

Victor

Ha-ha

Any actual advice, or are we just roasting me today?

Roman

You could always try smiling, might make you look less like you're plotting world domination

Victor

Smiling doesn't come easy when you're bracing for impact

Lawrence

Not me sitting back and learning what NOT to do to generate good PR.

Victor

We all learned what not to do when you started your pipeline project.

Lawrence

Hey, I turned it around.

Roman

Yeah, but only because Willow agreed to associate with you.

Still don't understand how you got that woman to marry you.

I'm not entirely convinced she's not been brainwashed.

Sebastian

I can verify that she's not been brainwashed. But, I'm also surprised she agreed to spend the rest of her life with you, Larry.

Lawrence

Don't call me Larry!

Only Willow calls me that now.

Roman

Does she call you that in bed, too?

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