Page 58 of Love Bites Hard

Me

Can one of you collect worn underwear that belongs to a few random vampire dudes who rarely leave Vamp Manor?

Clem

On it

Zora

WTF?

Not on it

Why?

Me

Porter declared war

Sex war

I can’t invite random guys into my bed, because he’d kill them, but he won’t be able to get to the vamps

Clem

DEFINITELY on it

Zora

Why did he declare a sex war?

Avery

The better question is HOW did he declare a sex war?

Me

It’s way tmi

Clem

We’re listening

I sighed, but typed out a quick summary.

Me

Hale told me if I got myself off, he would smell it afterward and it would piss him off enough that he’d end up sleeping in bed with me. I did. He lost his shit and used the vibrator to make me horny, didn’t get me off, then threatened me and left

Clem

Like a sexy threat?

Me

I guess

Zora

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