Page 59 of Love Bites Hard

I don’t even like sex, but now I’m kind of thinking that this war sounds fun

Me

It would be more fun to actually have sex

And have my mate sleep with me like he’s supposed to

Clem

We’ll get you so many pairs of dirty underwear

Avery

Zora just snorted so hard, water came out of her nose

Me

LOL

Thank you

You guys are the best

Clem

*kiss-blowing emoji*

Avery

We’ll send one of the vamps over with them in the morning

Zora

Are there any other steps to winning this war?

Me

Definitely

Zora

I can imagine the evil grin on your face, and I’m totally here for it

Me

But if the underwear works, I won’t need the other steps

Clem

Not gonna lie, I hope it doesn’t work

Avery

Clementine…

Me

I hope it doesn’t work too. I want to make this bastard suffer.

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