Except the NYT crossword. I do it daily
Wyatt
Nerd
How do you meet people?
Owen
In person
Wyatt
Okay grandpa
Owen
That’s how I met you
Wyatt
Doesn’t count. We knew each other before. You’re telling me you would have walked up to me in a bar if I were a stranger?
Owen
Absolutely. Have you seen you?
Wyatt
In fact I have. What would your line have been?
Owen
I don’t have a line. I would have asked if I could sit beside you, then offered to buy you a drink
Wyatt
Boring
Owen
You know, I’m not really into sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down
Wyatt
DOC!
Owen
[sunglasses emoji]
MARCH 30 AT 2:39 PM
Owen
I’ve joined a bowling league
Deliver to me my AARP card