Page 37 of Caught Up In You

Tiny bartenders who are mean to me

Wyatt

I’m not mean to you!

Owen

Yes you are and I like it

Wyatt

…noted

APRIL 15 AT 10:15 PM

Owen

No questions about my dating habits today?

Wyatt

Nothing today. Eden is teething. And when Eden doesn’t sleep, nobody sleeps

Owen

I’m sorry

Freeze a bagel, it’s a great teething ring for her

Wyatt

Why does it turn me on that you know that?

Owen

Don’t look at it too closely. Try to focus on the being turned on part

Wyatt

This is not a problem I have when it comes to you

I’m off Friday night

Owen

Fuck. I’m going to a conference in Cleveland

Wanna come with? I’ve got a room in the finest Holiday Inn the Forest City has to offer

Wyatt

I’d follow you to Cleveland for a Motel 6, Owen. Unfortunately we’ve got a meeting with my mom’s parole officer Saturday morning

I can’t believe that’s the thing keeping me from a sex weekend in Cleveland

Owen

I’m just glad we’re on the same page

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