Page 144 of Slap Shot

Dad

Hi, son. Will I get a chance to see you when you’re in Georgia in two weeks?

Me

Yeah. We get in late the night before so I won’t have time for anything besides the game, but I have a ticket waiting for you at will call. I bought the spot to the left of you too. Still doesn’t feel right to have you there without her.

Dad

Still doesn’t feel right going without her. Can’t wait to cheer you on, Hudson.

Puck Kings

Mavvy

Emmy won’t stop asking me who on the team has a pierced dick. I told her I’d never share because bro code, obviously, but the truth is, I don’t fucking know who has a pierced dick.

Me

Liam, probably.

Sully

Fuck off, Hayes.

Mitchy

I always thought it was Grant.

G-Money

LMAO what? I don’t even have a tattoo and you think my COCK is pierced? Keep those needles away from me, motherfuckers.

Connor

Does someone really have their junk pierced? Or is it a stupid rumor?

Seymour

Ethan is being suspiciously quiet.

Easy E

Because I was helping an old lady cross the road, jackass.

Me

It’s ten p.m.

Easy E

You got me there, Huddy Boy. Fine. I was saying goodbye to tonight’s company, who would be more than happy to confirm I am the lucky bastard with a pierced dick.

Want a photo?

Sully

The depths of hell CAN get even lower. I had no idea.

---