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G-Money

Should we get a ladder, climb up to his balcony, and watch?

Mitchy

Not creepy at all.

Easy E

I have a ladder guy.

Sully

How the fuck do you have a ladder guy?

Easy E

Wouldn’t you like to know? ;)

Madeline

I know it’s March and still a little cold outside (which is bullshit, BTW!), but Lucy wants to know if we can get ice cream tonight after dinner.

Me

Do we need dinner? Can we skip straight to ice cream?

Madeline

That’s not a very balanced diet, Hayes. You know nutrition is important, and you’re talking to a chef here. No skipping dinner!

Me

Fine. Dinner, then ice cream. What’s on the menu tonight?

Madeline

You didn’t look at the calendar I sent you this week?

Me

I stopped looking at that months ago. I love everything you make. You’re always going to get a yes from me.

Madeline

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Do I get a yes on this bra I bought?

Me

Christ, Mads.

You’re going to make me have a heart attack.

I’m in the locker room and Riley just asked why I turned my phone brightness all the way down.

A thousand yeses. Take my credit card and buy a thousand more.

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