Page 37 of Slap Shot

What is wrong with you?

Easy E

Food coma. Too many croissants from that bakery by the arena.

Me

I love their croissants. I ate six last Wednesday after strength training. Don’t tell Coach.

Easy E

You get it.

Me

I’d normally love to host, but y’all are going to have to pick somewhere else.

I also can’t make it tomorrow. I’ll be there next month!

Mavvy

Uh… the fuck?

G-Money

This is a hostage situation, isn’t it.

Easy E

He said he ate six croissants last week. That’s definitely Hudson.

Mitchy

All good, H?

Me

All good.

G-Money

Blink twice if you need help!

Sully

All of you need help.

Easy E

I love when he talks dirty to us ;)

Madeline

Hi! I dropped Lucy off at school and I’m headed your way with suitcases.

Me

Make sure you don’t go the wrong way on the Metro again.

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