Page 49 of Every Move You Make

Dell:

Settling my hip against the counter, I grin watching his instructional video / thirst trap. This one was posted acouple months ago, and he’s wearing only lavender leggings so tight it looks like paint. And—oh my god—did he stroke himself before filming this? Jesus Christ!

“It’s your GymBreaux, Dell, and today I wanna show you the proper way to do a cross-climber. First, make sure the yoga ball you choose isn’t too high.” With his hands on the floor, he places his feet on top of the yellow ball in a plank position.

“Now let your stomach relax; let it drop, don’t worry,” he winks. “It’s just you and me here, no one is going to see. Now suck it in and keep your core tight. You want to make sure you’re one solid muscle before twisting and tucking that knee to your opposite elbow.” The camera angle switches from capturing his chest and abs to side view, where every ridge of muscle is gloriously on display. The curve of his ass into his monstrous thighs creates a valley I want to glue my hands to and squeeze.

I wonder if I've commented on this video already? When I open up the section, of course it’s filled with the victims of his trap.

@JaredHollow69Why is this video 4 hours long?

@YuleLogBoyzWeird way to propose, but yes

@KrisKris am i only one focused on the leggings?

@RicARToI have nothing appropriate to say

@DeevonDee Sir

@Et_tu_Brutusthose pants have hit max capacity

@WhatKindOfNameIsJeffJesus of Nazareth

Looks like I haven’t commented yet, so I do what I always do—comment like I don’t know he’s blatantly thirst trapping me.

@RobynCassidyOhhh! Thank you. This was helpful! Can I add weights to my ankles to increase the difficulty?

I chuckle to myself as I post the comment and immediately get a text back from Dell.

Dell: Good luck tomorrow. You’re gonna kick some Irish ass! I want you plowing over them so fast they ricochet off you!!!

Dell: Also, I’d like praise for using the word ricochet

As I type outgood boy,I immediately rethink and erase it.

Robyn: Look at you using big boy words!

Dell: That’s a French-ass word, Robyn!!

Robyn: Did you just google if that was a french word before you sent me that lasttext?

Dell: *scoff* You know I’m French! Well, my dad’s family is Louisiana French! And… Ok fine i googled it.

Robyn: I’m still very proud of you.

Dell:

Why can’t Isaiah coach more like Dell does? It’s hard not to compare the two of them, even though they’re opposite in so many ways. As if reading my mind, Dell texts back and I ignore my steaming shower.

Dell: How are you feeling about Isaiah as your new coach?

And just like that, Dell switches from his ridiculously fun self to his caring mode. From personal trainer goofball to concerned friend in a split second. My heart warms at the simple change.

Robyn: It’s not easy to be honest. I’m struggling to come to terms with the fact that he and I won’t be a thing… ever.

Dell: Don’t say that. It’s not like you’re going to play forever (no offense, you know the body can’t play a sport that intense for long). Things could change

Robyn: But is it wise to wait even longer when I’m not sure, in fact I’m fairly certain, his feelings aren’t mutual?

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