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Must have the ability to chop wood while looking devastatingly handsome.

Owns at least four large, lovable dogs who occasionally steal sandwiches.

Expert at fixing broken fences, leaky taps, and occasionally, hearts.

Must hand over his old Yale sweater to the poster, permanently

Bonus Skills:

Can navigate a lake at sunset without getting distracted by philosophical musings (though I may allow it).

Enjoys camping, quiet mornings, and holding hands on long walks.

Willing to cook breakfast in nothing but plaid pajama pants.

Non-Negotiables:

Kind heart, a calming presence, and a talent for knowing when someone needs a hug (even if they say they don’t).

Must be emotionally available, adventurous, and open to watching the same movie five times just for the company.

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