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Lawson: No, you shit-for-brains. How do YOU feel about her?

Hayes: I don’t know. She’s fine, I guess. Been busy with hockey. Haven’t been paying her much attention.

Hutch: Hmm.

Hayes: What’s that supposed to mean?

Hutch: Nothing.

Hayes: That didn’t seem like nothing, so come on. Just say whatever you want to say.

Hutch: It really was nothing.

Hayes: Whatever.

Lawson: Someone’s testy.

Keller: Probably needs to get laid.

Lawson: Is that why you’re always grumpy, Kells? Because you need to get laid?

Keller: I got laid this morning. When your mom was at my house.

Fox: Damn, Lawsy. You walked rightinto that one.

Locke: Even I don’t feel bad for you on that.

Lawson: You know, one of these days, you’re going to meet my mother and you’re going to feel terrible for ever saying such awful things about her. She’s a lovely lady.

Hayes: Brave of you to let him meet her after everything he’s said about her.

Keller: Aw, it’s so sweet you’re a momma’s boy, Lawsy. Warms my fucking heart.

Lawson: Proud of it, too.

Fox: I also love my mother.

Hutch: Mine’s the best.

Locke: My mom just sent me a box of homemade oatmeal cookies, so I’m pretty sure MY mom is the best.

Lawson: See, Kells? It’s cool to love moms.

Keller: I love moms plenty. I just loved yours last night.

Lawson: That’s it. I’m leaving the group chat.

Keller: FINALLY!

Lawson: Who am I kidding? I love you fuckers too much.

Lawson: Group hug?

Hutch: Fuck no.

Locke: Not happening.

Hayes: No fucking way.

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