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Fox: I’ll hug you, Lawsy.

Lawson: Knew I could count on you, Foxy.

Lawson: What? No comment, Kells?

Keller: Was just trying to find the most eloquent way to say I’d rather drink acid than ever touch you, but I think that about covers it.

Lawson: You love me. Just admit it already.

Keller: Absolutely not.

Hutch: I don’t know. I saw you laugh at one of his jokes at praccy earlier.

Keller: Correction: You saw me laugh at HIM, not his joke. Big difference.

Hayes: That is a big difference.

Lawson: You’re taking HISside, Hayes? WTF?

Hayes: No.

Hayes: Well, sort of.

Lawson: And to think I loved you the most.

Hayes: You did not.

Lawson: You’re right. I didn’t. I love Fox the most.

Fox: Aw, thanks, man! I love you too!

Hutch: Now I’m curious. Who do you love second most?

Lawson: It goes: Foxy, Hayesy, then Lockey and Hutchy are tied.

Locke: We’re tied? Why?

Hutch: How am I not higher? We’re dating twins, for fuck’s sake!

Lawson: *shrugs* Is what it is.

Fox: You left off Keller.

Lawson: But did I?

Keller: Don’t worry. The feeling is mutual.

Hayes: Can’t believe I’m second to Fox. That’s bullshit.

Fox: I’m still so honored.

Locke: I’m a little offended I haven’t beaten Hutch out in some way. There’s no way we’re tied.

Lawson: Too bad. You are.

Locke: I demand a recount!

Hayes: Me too!

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