Page 84 of Delayed Penalty

Hayes: Still gross.

Lawson: Yourface is gross.

Lawson: Can we talk about something else? Like literally anything?

Fox: Sure. How’s it going with your new nanny, Hayes?

Keller: Yeah, when do the rest of us get to meet her? I want to see her chew you out in person.

Lawson: Ah. Still such a highlight of my offseason.

Fox: Mine too.

Locke: I’m getting increasingly jealous that I didn’t get to see this.

Hutch: I don’t know what you guys are talking about. She was super nice when I met her.

Hutch: Auden can’t stop talking about her earrings.

Hayes: I fucking hate those stupid things.

Lawson: I don’t know. I thought they sounded cool.

Fox: They did.

Keller: Even I want to see them. And see if her ass is as nice as you say it is.

Hayes: Keller, I fucking swear…

Keller: What? We were all thinking it.

Fox: I wasn’t.

Lawson: Me either.

Hutch: Nope.

Locke: Literally only you, man.

Keller: Come on. WTF? I’m not the bad guy here! That’s Lawson’s job.

Lawson: Excuse me, I’m a good boy now.

Keller: Fine then. It’s Hayesy’s job.

Hutch: Not anymore. He’s, like, responsible and stuff. So is Locke. And Fox is…well, he’s Fox. Ever the gentleman.

Fox: Howdy.

Locke: Sorry, Kells. Looks like you’re the bad guy now.

Keller: This is bullshit.

Keller: Totally unfair.

Keller: Hayes, go back to being a shitbag.

Hayes: Sorry, man, no can do. I’ve turned over a new leaf.

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