Page 28 of Switch Pitching

Ethan is naked.

Fuck.

His dick is out, no, wait. His dick is out,andit’s hard,andhis hand is wrapped around it.

I just walked in on Ethan jerking off.

The two of us are too stunned by what’s going on to do anything at all, and we stay frozen for more time than necessary. Jolting back to reality, I stumble backward, practically tripping over my own feet as I retreat and swing the door shut behind me.

“Sorry!” I shout, cringing and running back to my room.

I’m such an idiot. I should have knocked. Instead, I barged right in and got a full view of Ethan stroking his dick.

Hismassivedick.

I should purge that from my memory. Sheesh. Interrupting him is bad enough, but beyond that, I know he’s really private.

“He’s got really big privates”, I think, before figuratively slapping myself.

I close my eyes and try to sleep. Nope! All I can see is Ethan’s dick. What the hell is going on? Why can’t I stop dwelling on it?

All out of options, I curse under my breath and reach for my phone. It’s time for some porn. Of the lesbian variety. Withnodicks at all. My semi stands to attention and I take care of myself, hoping that stroking my erection stops me from thinking about Ethan stroking his.

I come with a shudder, clean up, roll over, and pass out. Success.

Morning arrives before I know it, and I’m woken up by the sound of the coffee grinder. Ethan’s awake.

I creep to the kitchen. “Hey, good morning,” I squeak.

“Hi. You sleep okay?” he asks.

“Yup,” I trail off. Ethan isn’t looking at me, and I can’t tell if it’s because he’s embarrassed or if he’s doing something else.

“I’m sorry I walked in on you jerking off,” I say, way louder than necessary.

Ethan chuckles, which is unexpected. “It’s fine,” he says. “Like, don’t do it again, but I’m not holding anything against you.”

Oh, phew. That’s a relief. “Yeah. I guess I should have knocked, and I still feel guilty.”

Ethan waves me off. “This shit happens. Don’t overthink it.”

“You aren’t embarrassed or anything?” I ask.

“That wasn’t the first time a guy’s seen me jacking off, so no. Should I be?”

“No,” I reply. “Not at all, especially since…” I stop myself, and Ethan narrows his eyes at me.

“Especially since what?”

“Um…”

Ethan manages to narrow his eyes even more over his coffee cup.

“You shouldn’t be embarrassed, especially since your dick is fucking massive?” Excuse me? Why the actual hell did I think that was the right thing to say?

Ethan chokes on his coffee. “No, it’s not. Come on,” he mutters.

Alright, time to try some humor to lighten the mood. “Why deny it? Like, I wasn’ttryingto notice but your schlong didn’t give me much of a choice.”

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