Jen: I guess we’ll see. They’ve been over there for a long time. You don’t think…never mind. I don’t even want to put that out there.
Lindsey: Well, now you have to. What are you thinking?
Jen: You don’t think they’re consideringstayingthere, right? Or buying a house or land there?
Lindsey: Why would you say that? He’s ourprince. How could he stay there?
Jen: I don’t know. I just saw a report that he was on a ranch outside of Shreveport two days ago. Maybe that was just…for fun? But he has a ranch here that he loves and I was just wondering if he’s staying there this long to look for property? Maybe just someplace to stay when he’s there?
Lindsey: I don’t even know what to say. Why would he need a place to stay? Especially in Shreveport rather than near New Orleans where his family and friends are? And he needs to behere!Oh my God, Torin, Linnea, one of you has to be listening to us! You need to come home! Tell us what is going on!
Jen: This is why I didn’t want to bring it up. But on the bright side…at least we’ll have a royal wedding to look forward to, right?
Lindsey: Well, we’d better!
Jen: The palace has released another statement! Quote, “The royal family already considers Her Grace a part of the family and are enjoying seeing the reports and photos of the prince and duchess together as much as everyone else is.”
Lindsey: I swear to God, I’m more invested in this than I am my own dating life.
Jen: Oh, hold on,youhave a dating life? Now you need to start talking!
Lindsey: And that’s a wrap for us today! Tune in tomorrow! Just wait ’til we tell ye!
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Henry: Okay, I know the podcast listener Rogue123 is you, Jonah. And that’s hilarious.
Colin: How do you know that’s him?
Henry: That’s the ONLY commenter who insists Linnea and Torin have no chemistry and that he doesn’t see them as anything more than friends and everyone is clearly getting ahead of themselves with all these dating and proposal speculations.
Colin: He wouldn’t dare.
Jonah: He would fucking dare. And that podcast is really starting to piss me off.
Henry:
Colin:
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Jonah: You look gorgeous.
Linnea: Thank you.
Is your pussy still throbbing for me?
Yes. Not finishing what you started was really mean.
We only had twenty-seven floors. We got to the lobby too fast.
You shouldn’t have started that in the elevator.
Do you need help with that now?
I might just go into the restroom and take care of it myself.
NO. Meet me in the empty back hallway on the east side.