The twins are running around the office, stark naked, but with paintings all over them. I would imagine they’ve done it to each other as they have it all over their backs too. But it’s the purple and green dicks that has me wanting to roll over laughing. They are fluorescent colored, and it’s obvious they painstakingly covered every inch of them. But the contrasting color on their balls is what has me because they painted them to look like eyes, so they have a pair of eyes for balls and a colored dick sitting on top, it looks like a turkey neck they are sporting.
Mia I see out the corner of my eye is opening and closing her mouth, and it’s obvious she has no idea what to say or do. Glancing at the Secretary, who is standing behind her desk and looks like a bygone era's school mistress. She’d only need something for corporal punishment and the boys would probably not be able to sit for a week, or more.
“Boys, get dressed,” Mia snaps as she comes out of her daze. “I’m sorry, I’ll speak to their father and see what we can do about their behavior. Honestly, I don’t know why they are misbehaving so badly, they are angels at home.”
I swallow spittle down the wrong way and start to cough, and Mia gives me ashut-uplook, but slaps me on the back doing her best to look like a caring mother hen.
“Yous okay, Unc Mav?” Carter asks as he starts to pull up his pants. I notice he’s no underwear on but keep that comment to myself.
“I’m good, Carter. You be good and get dressed so we can take you home.”
“Yous wunts a green cock, Unc Mav?” Hunter asks, and the Secretary along with Mia gasp with shock, I chuckle before responding.
“No, I’m fine with it just as it is thanks for asking, Hunter.” Mia gives me a frown, but keeps quiet.
As soon as the boys are dressed we are out the building and have them fastened in the back in their child seats, Mia has an odd look on her face, and I’m not sure if she wants to laugh or take a shit. But half way back to the clubhouse she bursts out a laugh so loud it has me jump in my seat. I grip the steering a little further as I side-eye to see what’s going on.
“Do you want a green cock, Uncle Mav?” Mia sing-songs, then busts out laughing some more. But the cherry on the top is the boys who are hilariously laughing along with their mother.
CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
-:- BLAKE -:-
The week is buzzing past, and it’s Wednesday already. Tonight, I’ll be with my seniors and I’m becoming more and more protective of them. I’m watching Pru closely as she has had a nasty cough the last two weeks. I may mention it to Alf and see if he can have someone check what’s going on with her health.
I’m nearly ready for my second job, and I pack the cupcakes I purchased as treats for my seniors into single cupcake boxes. I know they’ll not eat more than the one tonight, but I have one for tonight and one for them tomorrow. I know Ed will watch what I take for him, as he does every Wednesday evening.
Later that evening I arrive at Ed’s and still have a feeling that Pru is not as well as she is trying to convince me. I’m lucky that my clients all live close to each other and I’m going to use that to my advantage.
“PawPaw, I need you to do something for me,” I quickly ask as I place the cupcake boxes on the kitchen counter.
“What do you need me to do?”
“If you would check on Pru for me sometime tomorrow. I’m worried she has this cough that isn’t going away. I’m going to speak to Alf and see if he can get someone to look at her. You know he has everyone’s health information, so he’ll be able to get the right person to check her.”
“You worried about Pru?” Ed opens the small box and takes out the cupcake. I don’t miss he has a cheesy smile on his face.
“Yeah, I am. She has allowed no one to check on her, but I’m going to speak to Alf tomorrow. But if you can check in at her place for me, it will ease my mind.”
Ed takes a bite of the cupcake, hums with enjoyment and looks up, giving me a nod, before mumbling he will check on Pru. But I smirk at him as he has frosting all over his top lip and looks like a little boy.
Before I know what he is doing, Ed picks up his phone and makes a call. “Alf, you need to check on Pru. She’s not well and is ignoring it.”
I’m not sure what is being said as all I hear is a mumbling sound, with Ed giving a ‘Yeah,’ ‘Okay,’ ‘For sure.’ But when he turns to look at me and hands me his phone, I take it and give a tentative ‘Hello’.
“Hi, Blake, it’s Alf. Look I’ll have Pru checked and Ed will go around to her home and see if he can get her anything. I know you have seen her tonight, so she’ll be fine until the morning. I’ll make sure she is okay even if I have to get her to emergency. The other thing is your house is cleared out and clean. They did a fantastic job of it and worked hard to get it done quickly. I gave them a bonus, and the realtor has an offer on the place. They said if you accept, then they will do the yard, it’s up to you. I’ll get the realtor to contact you, and you can get it completed. It’s an excellent offer, and I would accept.”
“Oh, thank you Alf. I was worried about Pru because that cough wasn’t going away, and she wouldn’t hear of me taking her to be checked out. You stepping up is great and makes me feel much better about it. As for the house, well, I want it gone. It was never my home, so I have no emotional attachment to the place. I’ll do what’s needed to get the place off my hands.”
“Okay, you don’t be late leaving Ed’s place. I know he’s one for taking up more of your time,” Alf chuckles more to himself than me, but he’s right that Ed keeps me here longer than is really necessary but I love the old fool so it’s not a bother to me.
Handing the phone back to Ed, he gives me a smile with some frosting on his top lip, which has me rolling my eyes and grinning more to myself than to him. But I quickly get to the reason I’m here and head to the utility room, where I know I’ll see a pile of laundry waiting. It is Wednesday after all!
After finishing all my chores upstairs, I head back to the kitchen where I overhear Ed talking with someone called Glo. “Oh, you’re all done then. That’s good. Hum-hm, okay, yeah, that’s great.”
I finish wiping the hob and counter tops and rinse out the cloth I was using as I hear Ed say bye. He’s not long before he talks to me.
“That was Glo. She’s one of the ladies that was working at your other house. She’s all done. They got it cleaned out, and she said to thank you for the bonus. Well, Alf gave them a bonus. Anyway, it’s done, so you just have to get with the realtor as Alf said and get it off your hands,” Ed chats away while I finish up in the kitchen.