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She laughs. “Well maybe just a little. Your boobs are pretty great.”

“We’re going to get along just fine, Devyn. You just wait and see.”

CHAPTER 5

Brody

I’m supposed to be packing my bag for my return to grad school, but I can’t stop thinking about a spicy little redhead in green scrubs. It’s been almost a week since my trip down Viagra Lane, and I can’t seem to get her out of my mind. I literally cannot tell you how many times I’ve varnished my pole fantasizing about Rainey. Rainey’s tits bouncing while she rides me like a cowgirl. Rainey’s luscious ass while I’m doing her doggy. Rainey’s gorgeous strawberry-blonde hair falling across my thighs while she sucks me off. Jesus fuck, I’m hardagainjust thinking about it. I know by now the only way I’ll be able to focus on anything is by taking care of this the good ol’ five-fingered way. Right as I have Thor in my grip, ready to show him who’s boss, my phone rings. I let it go to voicemail, but as soon as it does, the ringing begins again.Damn it!

I release my dick and swipe my finger across the screen. “Yeah?”

“Hey, douchebag,” the man on the other end says.

“Fuck you, Drew.”

Drew was my fraternity brother in college. We’ve kept in touch and have become good friends over the years.

Drew laughs. “Aw, what’s wrong, pumpkin? Are you on your period this week?”

“Is there an actual reason for your call? I was in the middle of something really important.”

“What could possibly be so important while you’re on break from school?” he questions. “And knowing you, ‘really important’ is code for dicking around.”

Well, he’s not entirely wrong.

“Whatever, man. What’s up?”

“I’m calling to find out when you’re coming over to see my awesome new nephew. Don’t think you’re returning to Boston before you meet him.”

Drew’s sister moved in with him after she got knocked up by some loser. I get he’s excited about being an uncle, but seeing a new baby that does nothing but shit, cry, and sleep isn’t high on my list of priorities.

“Sorry man, I’ve been busy.”

“And by busy, you mean banging the sisters?”

“Nah, that was a one-time thing. Never again.”

“Why not?” he asks. “No interest in showing off your raging hard-on to the hospital staff?”

Yep, I made the mistake of telling him about that.

I sigh. “You’re never going to let me live that down, are you?”

“Probably not,” he admits. “Anyway, I’m locking you down tomorrow. If you’re not at my apartment by noon with a thoughtful baby gift in hand for my sister, I’ll drag your ass over.”

Sadly, I don’t think he’s exaggerating. Drew is a big guy.Likereally,really big. I guess it comes in handy when you fight fires for a living.

“Fine,” I grumble. “I’ll be there.”

“Don’t forget my new uncle gift,”

“What the fuck is a ‘new uncle gift?’”

“Is that a serious question?” he replies. “Beer. And if you wanted to show up with a pizza too, I wouldn’t complain.”

“Of course not,” I mutter. “I’ll see what I can do.”

“You’re the best, Brody! See you tomorrow.”

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