Buzzkill.
“I agree. AJ, where the hell are my clothes?” Lisa all but screeched at him as she carefully bent over to survey under the bed.
In bed, next to me!
“You’ll never know.” He teased, as her cheeks flushed red.
“You’re lucky you’re in a hospital bed right now, AND that your parents are here, or I’d… I’d… I really dunno what I’d do, but it wouldn’t be very nice.”
Unable to contain his laughter, he half spoke, half laughed. “Please don’t make me laugh any more, everything kinda aches.”
“Man, you coulda gone easy on him, Lis!” Jeremy spoke up again.
“Well. You brought this on yourself, Pim. You hid my clothes! I don’t even know how. How DID you? Wait. When did you? I don’t underst–”
Still laughing, AJ patted the space next to him on the bed and motioned for her to sit down. Lisa shuffled back to the bed and climbed in beside AJ, who was highly amused at how the morning was unfolding. He was still smiling as his dad came into the room. His eyes widened as he saw Lisa’s bare shoulders over the top of the bed sheets.
“Please tell me you didn’t interrupt,” he said to his wife.
“No, they were finished by then,” Jeremy answered.
“I think they were asleep to be fair,” added Brad.
“ANYWAY!” Lisa attempted to deflect the attention. “What time is it?”
“It’s only eight thirty,” his mom offered, “AJ, your father and I need to go back up north for a while, I have a trial. We have some things to take care of. We plan on calling multiple times a day. I need to see your face and know you’re ok, ok? I know we’re leaving you in very capable hands.” She looked at Lisa, who blushed again. “And the doctor says you’ll probably be out of here in the next couple of days. As long as you have someone to keep an eye on you at home, they’ll let you go.”
“I’m going with them, cause I gotta get back, too,” Brad chimed in. “So we all came to say goodbye!”
With everyone gone, they were alone again. The quiet lasted less than a moment before Lisa erupted.
“AJ! OhMyGOD! Thanks for the help there!” she exclaimed, gently jabbing him in the ribs. He rested his hands in the small of her back.
Horny again.
“You did pretty well on your own, babe.” He grinned at her and pecked her nose.
And you’re still naked. I like this.
“Well, I had no choice. They all knew what was going on and I’m hardly going to try and lie to your mother, am I?”
He laughed. “Apparently not. I don’t thinkanyoneexpected you to come out with what you did. Even Jeremy was kind of flabbergasted – and it’s not easy to shock him!”
She kissed him. “Yeah. Well. It’s hardly surprising really, and so very typical that we’d get caught again! Do you think we’ll ever have uninterrupted sex?”
“You looked seriously hot standing there wrapped in that sheet,” he told her grinning. “If my mom wasn’t on the other side of the door I’d have –”
The door opened and the doctor came in.
Mother fucking fuck.
“How’s the patient this morning?”
Horny, doc. I’m horny as hell and was so damn close to getting laid again but you just ruined it.
Startled, Lisa rolled off AJ, and went crashing off the side of the bed, again, landing flat on her back on the floor, clutching her sheet for dear life, whilst AJ grabbed a quick hold of the only sheet keeping him decent.
“Don’t you know how to knock?” she shrieked. “Don’t you think about these things before you barge into the private room of a twenty-three-year-old guy who has been asleep for days? I mean, you’re a guy. You get guy urges, right? Can’t two grown-ass, consenting adults justbenaked without being interrupted? Justonce?”