Page 65 of Stolen Kisses

I woke up to weird sounds. I bolted to a sitting position, and my vision immediately blurred, so I closed my eyes and then opened them again.Am I trapped in a sexy dream in which Chase is moving around the bedroom buck naked?

"I woke you up. I'm sorry."

"He talks," I murmured.

"What?"

I jumped off the bed, taking quick steps toward him, stopping short right in front of him.

"I'm trying to determine if you're real or not." I tapped my finger against my lips. "Hmm. You talk, and that sexy ass is just as I remember it from last night. Your cock is just as impressive, but then again, if last night and this morning were a dream, then you’d look the same.” I pinched his abs. “Yep, you're real."

He chuckled. "I am."

"Why are you up so early?" I asked, eyeing him with appreciation. That's when I realized I was just as naked too. And yet, I didn't feel at all self-conscious.

“It’s not that early. It’s almost nine o’clock. I looked outside. The weather’s good.”

“Holy shit!”

I opened the shutters on the window to see it was sunny outside. The yard was a mess, branches lying everywhere.

“I assume they’ve already unblocked the road,” Chase went on.

I turned to him, pouting. "Does that mean we'll be free to leave soon?"

He grinned. "No, it just means the safety inspector will be here soon. That’s what you said yesterday. You and I better get dressed.”

"Crap, you're right." I looked around.Where are my clothes?"Ha, my mind is usually so much clearer in the morning. I'm not sure why my head's all fuzzy today." I pointed at him. "I think it's the two orgasms I had last night."

Growling, he stepped right in front of me. "Three."

I gave him a sly grin. "Hmmm. Are you sure? That's debatable, don't you think? You really think you can give me three orgasms, huh?"

"I can prove it to you."

"Yes!" I exclaimed. "But keep that thought for when we're alone again."

He growled again in response.

We both cleaned up and dressed at top speed. I was essentially doing the walk of shame, but what did I care? I didn’t know the inspector from Adam.

***

Chase was right. The inspector arrived ten minutes later, a young guy trailing after him. He was probably an apprentice. Chase and I stood on the porch as they approached, both looking around with scrutinizing eyes.

"Good morning, ma'am," they greeted me.

“Good morning,” I replied.

“Is the road clear?” Chase asked him.

The older man nodded. “Almost. It’s safe to drive. Did you already inspect the property?”

“No,” I replied. “We can do that now.”

“Your husband can show us around,” he said.

I flinched.Holy shit! What's wrong with me?I hoped no one noticed anything.