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Lawson: Aww. Thanks, Foxy. I love you.

Fox: I love you too.

Keller: Fuck me. Please do not start with all that sappy shit again. I can’t stomach it.

Lawson: You’re just mad because nobody is saying they love you, Kells.

Keller: Again, liar.

Locke: I don’t know. I think Lawson might be right.

Lawson: I’d offer to high-five you for that, Locke, but I don’t want to hurt your brittle old bones.

Locke: Never mind, Keller. Continue being mean to Lawson. I’m fine with it.

Lawson: Aw, man.

Hayes: Your own fault for screwing that one up.

Lawson: I was only teasing!

Lawson: Locke, come back and love me!

Locke: I’ll pass.

Lawson: Foxy?

Fox: I still love you, man.

Hutch: That was sweet. Now, can everyone please shut up? You’re blowing up my phone, and I’m actually trying to get shit done on our day off.

Lawson: Liar. I bet you’re sexting with Auden.

Hutch: We don’t sext.

Hutch: We video call.

Hutch: And you’re just jealous because Rory only talks to you when no one else is around.

Lawson: FALSE! Did you see us at the New Year’s Eve party? She danced with me in front of everyone!

Hayes: Uh, was that actually dancing? Or did you just awkwardly grind on her while she stood there?

Lawson: It was totally dancing.

Hutch: Sure thing, Lawsy.

Locke: Keep telling yourself that, bud.

Keller: It was quite possibly the most disturbing thing I’ve ever witnessed.

Fox: Aw, man. I missed it.

Locke: That’s because you were busy with Lilah.

Hayes: Wait. Auden’s best friend Lilah?

Keller: Yep. They were all over each other.

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