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Fox: You do too. Stop being mean and tell him you do.

Lawson: Yeah, Kells. Tell me you love me.

Keller: Swear I’m blocking all of you.

Lawson: You’d never.

Hayes: Not happening. You’d miss us too much.

Keller: Ugh. Don’t start that shit too, Hayesy. You’re starting to sound like Lawson.

Hayes: Rude.

Lawson: What a beautiful compliment, Kells.

Hutch: I’m with Hayes on that one.

Lawson: GASP! You could be my brother-in-law one day, Hutchy, and you’re choosing Hayes over me?

Hutch: Yeah, and I have zero issues with doing so.

Lawson: Why is everyone so mean to me?

Lawson: And why is nobody talking about how Fox and Lilah were GETTING FREAKY ON THE DANCE FLOOR? THEY WERE BUMPING AND GRINDING!

Hayes: Because we don’t care.

Hayes: And don’t say bumping and grinding. It’s weird.

Hutch: I kind of care.

Hutch: But also I don’t because we’re all grown-ass adults and can do what we want.

Lawson: Well, I’m just saying. There’s something going on there. I can tell.

Fox: Why are you talking about me like I’m not in this group chat too?

Lawson: Because I talk about EVERYONE like they aren’t in this group chat.

Locke: That’s fair. He does do that.

Hayes: It’s annoying, but we just expect it at this point.

Keller: I vote we kick him out.

Hayes: Motion seconded.

Locke: Thirded.

Lawson: Wait…

Hutch: I am 1000% on board with that, especially if it means you assholes shut up.

Lawson: OMG, YOU ARE A TERRIBLE POTENTIAL FUTURE BROTHER-IN-LAW!

Lawson: I WILL REMEMBER THIS, REED HUTCHINSON!

Hutch: I’m fine with that.

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