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Hayes: He’s just jealous.

Lawson: SO jealous.

Lawson: Oooh. Maybe we should try to find Keller a date for the wedding.

Lawson: We can all band together and find someone who will tolerate his grumpy ass.

Keller: Don’t even fucking think about it.

Hayes: Why not? Getting laid regularly will help your attitude problem.

Keller: Bold coming from you. It didn’t help yours.

Hutch: Or mine before someone tries to throw me under the bus.

Locke: Like you did to me by calling me old?

Hutch: Again, not sorry about that, bud.

Hutch: Sure is fun to try though, isn’t it, Hayesy?

Hayes: Very much so.

Lawson: Yes, I also love trying.

Hayes: Shut up, Lawson.

Hutch: Shut up, Lawson.

Locke: Shut up, Lawson.

Lawson: What? Nothing from you, Kells?

Keller: Nah. They got it covered.

Lawson: Fox?

Fox: Who said ANY of you assholes are invited to my wedding?

Lawson: Of course we’re invited. I’m the best man, remember?

Fox: But you’re not, remember?

Fox: My brother would be my best man.

Lawson: We are brothers, brother.

Fox: My ACTUAL brother.

Lawson: Ouch. Not gonna lie, that hurt.

Hutch: Are you saying Greer wouldn’t be YOUR best man?

Lawson: Of course Greer would be my best man, just like I was his.

Lawson: God, I wish you all could have seen the look on Grady Miller’s face. He was devastated. It was hilarious.

Locke: Still can’t believe that guy is married. Thought he’d never settle down.

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