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three years ago

Saturday, 1:24 AM

Dexter: Lucy?

1:38 AM

Lucy: Yes, Dexter?

1:39 AM

Dexter: Just making sure you didn’t give me the wrong number.

1:40 AM

Lucy: Crossed my mind.

1:41 AM

Dexter: Well, I’mglad it didn’t stick.

And thank you for a very entertaining night.

I never knew beer pong could be so…strategic.

1:42 AM

Lucy: It’s a competitive sport. Of course it’s strategic.

1:42 AM

Dexter: I guess I thought it was more of a throw the ball and pray for luck kind of game.

1:43 AM

Lucy: Such amateur mentality.

BTW, I believe I won that last round.

1:44 AM

Dexter: Ref said I won, fair and square.

1:44 AM

Lucy: The ref was five tequila shots deep with a feather boa and heart shaped sunglasses.

1:45 AM

Dexter: Where did he find that boa?

1:47 AM

Lucy: I don’t even know.

I demand a rematch. Or some other drinking game.

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