Did you leave your curling wand plugged in all day again?
Holly
Locked your keys in the car?
June
Left Colin at the grocery store?
Holly
Only shaved one leg and wore a dress to work?
Kinsley
I only left Colin at the grocery store once. You know how traumatic it was for me. He didn’t even notice I had left. He was too busy looking at puzzles.
I told one of the senior partners he was a Dementor.
To his face.
Holly
I thought you didn’t like Harry Potter.
Kinsley
Really? That’s all you have to say?
June
I’m literally dying over here. RIP me.
Kinsley
I thought I was getting fired, but instead I got a promotion.
Daisy
Not sure I’m following you, Kins. Isn’t that supposed to be a good thing?
Kinsley
It would be if I weren’t working for the three hottest, most difficult men on the planet. Ellis and Ellis are twins! Can’t forget to mention that.
Holly
OMG #whychooseromance.
Daisy
Still not seeing a downside.
Kinsley
They are the worst.
Holly