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Hot and Bothered Book Club

Kinsley

I did a thing, and I need to tell someone about it.

June

Why am I scared?

Daisy

I’m not.

Kinsley

Remember at book club when we were talking about virginity auctions?

Holly

Yeah, there was a prince with a dick the size of Daisy’s pinky. What’s that got to do with… You better not be telling us what I think you are.

June

That’s not a real thing. I’m pretty sure it’s illegal.

Daisy

Those sites get shut down all the time, but I assure you it’s real. My client is very reliable. She wouldn’t have lied about that.

Kinsley

I can tell you they are 100% real.

June

How do you know, Kinsley?

???????

Why are you not typing faster?

Kinsley

I might have sold my virginity.

June

Might?!?!?!

Daisy

You’re a virgin? For real? How is that possible? What year is it?

Holly

I have a whole new level of respect for you.

Kinsley

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