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CC: [email protected], [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: Noise Complaint

Not sure what to tell you. Maybe the copy machine is possessed. How do we know the sounds he heard were me? There are several people on this floor.

You’re just jealous,

Brantley Ellis

Managing Partner, Ellis, Ellis, and Wallace LLP

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CC: [email protected], [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: RE: Noise Complaint

Are you seriously insinuating someone else was up here having sex at the exact same time you were?

You’ve got to be kidding me,

Wyatt Ellis

Managing Partner, Ellis, Ellis, and Wallace LLP

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CC: [email protected], [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: RE: RE: Noise Complaint

Stranger things have happened.

Just saying,

Brantley Ellis

Managing Partner, Ellis, Ellis, and Wallace LLP

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CC: [email protected], [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Noise Complaint

OMG. Are you saying everyone up here heard that? Are you kidding me? I have to quit. There’s no way I can show my face at another partner meeting. They’re all going to know what’s happening. Also, whoever left me the banana and the sticky note, thank you. And to answer your question, I do like them for the taste, not the shape. Sorry to disappoint.

So embarrassed,

Kinsley Rhodes

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